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–" Man relax! What happened? Ayo what? What's wrong with your hair? "
–" She was a bi*ch. I hate her. "
–" What did she do? "

Today's morning was not so good for Rockey. Firstly he woke up late for his office and there was such disgusting smell all around him. He had a really urgent presentation due today. But as usual, he forgot to set the alarms.

As soon as her girlfriend Brianna woke him up, he almost lost his consciousness. He was already one hour late. Well, he managed himself and prepared some basic excuses. Now it was time for his bath. He had to get ready nicely as it was too difficult to impress the client. He immediately laid out one of his expensive branded deodrants on the dressing table along with comb and tie. He told Brianna,
–" Would you please bring the black blazer from the cupboard? "

She replied,
–" Yes of course honey, now hurry. You have to bath right now. Don't forget to use your newly bought shampoo. "
–" Yeah, I'm going! Please manage all these things sweety. "
–" Don't worry, have fun. "

She gave an pity smile which was pretty awkward to Rockey. But he had no time to solve that mystery of smile. He simply said, " Okay! " and rushed into the bathroom.

After five minutes of experiencing the gorgeous smell and creamy texture of the new shampoo all over his head, he turned on the shower. Soon he felt his head really lightweight. He couldn't understand and look downward. He was horrified to see large amounts of hair in the bathroom floor. He instantly looked at the mirror and felt like a major heart attack. All his hair was gone. He was completely bald. He screamed very loud,
–" My haiiiiiiiir! "

Hearing the violently screme, Brianna opened the door and came straight into the bathroom. She was in shock too. Rockey began to cry. The crucial presentation day was about to ruin. He prepared the presentation for two months. Now he will definitely miss the promotion.

But Brianna came up with a brilliant idea. She first made Rockey calm down and said,
–" Don't worry Rockey, I have a plan. Let's go to the wig store. We will find the exact one suitable for your personality. "

It was like a relief to him. He got ready and drive to the best wig store. Nothing wrong should happen next. Rockey was nervous. He had several phone calls from his boss. He had to lie about his smooth, clean head. Brianna made Rockey sat on a sofa of the first floor and said,
–" You sit down and leave it to me. I'm gonna find you a wig that looks just like your old hair. "
–" Oh you're such a good girlfriend. Thank you babe. "

Rockey was relaxed a little bit and stated reading the newspaper. After half an hour his girlfriend came back with a lady. Brianna blindfolded him and said,
–" I found a really great wig baby. I wanna surprise you. I promise, you'll love it. Lily, put the wig on. Just glue it. He has an important meeting. I don't wanna it to come out today. Understood? "
–" Okay mam, as you wish. "

Brianna paid the bill with his card. The wig was $12. Rockey was still blindfolded and super excited to meet himself with that wig. As soon as Brianna removed the blindfold, Rockey felt destroyed. It was a baby pink wig all over his head with the sparkly blue hair spikes in the middle. It was awful. He was angry. He shouted on her,
–" Why would you pick this wig? I look like a Pinkie Pie. "

Brianna gave an evil laugh and whispered into his ears,
–" And with that my dear, I'm breaking up with you. Have fun in your meeting and with your secretary too. "

Brianna left keeping shocked Rockey sitting there. He realised Brianna pre-planned all of these. It was nothing but some Nair she switched out of his shampoo. He sat there as a statue untill he was kicked out. He immediately bought a hat and called his friend Sammy.

Sammy heard all these drama caused today morning and realised how evil Brianna is. He consoled Rockey and asked,
–" Why did she do that? Aren't you both in love? "
–" I don't know man! She loved me very much. And past week her presence was like heavenly to me. We had some alcohol last week and talked for two hours. "
–" Wow, I thought Brianna was such a humble sole. I know it's sad to loose your one and only girlfriend you love. "
–" Hell no Sammy. You can never feel my pain. I lost my second girlfriend also. My secretary, Sarah also dumped me for my appearance. "
–" Wait you had what? You had an affair with another lady? "
–" Yeah. I, myself was going to dump Brianna tomorrow after promotion. I am cheating on her with Sarah from past few months to get the promotion. But it turns out she is a bi*ch. She is an absolute shit . Oh my God, I don't understand why did Brianna do that? "
–" You still don't understand? "
–" No, I don't? Tell me why did she? "
–" Well nothing, it's just because her favorite color is Pink maybe. Don't worry. Relax. "

~The End~
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– Sayani Paul