Chat 1: Guy's Crush Comes Online Guy: *Think of something that will sweep her off her feet!... 'What's an angel doing on FB?'... Backspace!... That was sad... Something awesome... Something awesome... Quick!* Hi *crap.* Crush: *Oh, not him again... If only you could get attracted to sweet guys... Would love to keep him as my friend... But I know he wants more... These nice guys... They always want more.* Hey! What's up? Guy: *Okay... Now a good punchline... Make her laugh... Make her laugh* The ceiling fan! :P *Please do yourself a favor... Please die.* Crush: *Look at this now!