ENGLISH VINGLISH - 3

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( 3 ) Murdering English Language 1.Principal to student... “I saw you yesterday rotating  near a girl's hostel pulling cigarettes?” 2.“Class teacher once said: “Pick up the paper and fall in  the dustbin!” 3.“Once a Hindi teacher said. “I’m going out of the world  to America.” 4.“Don’t try to talk in front of my back”. 5.“Don’t… laugh at the backbenches. otherwise teeth and  all will have fallen down”. 6.It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher  entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was  some problem. and then she said “why is the fan not