From the dawn of time, before the battlefields were smeared with blood, death, and destruction, half of all battles were undoubtedly fought away from the front lines. However, in contrast to contemporary perceptions, they were not in the shape of murders or treaties because a simple conversation over tea was all that was required. While talking with Skipper, I eventually understood three things: first, that he was not in complete charge of the earth and that it was being administered. Second, that he truly relished breaking the rules set by his superiors. And finally, breaching those regulations entailed grave ramifications.